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I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving—with family, friends, or a bit of quiet time if that’s what you needed. My heart’s with those who find this season hard, missing faces no longer at their table. We hadn’t planned to host this year, but plans changed (as they do). I ended up smoking a turkey, starting at 4 a.m. It turned out great—despite some new smoker equipment that didn’t want to cooperate. A few changes to the newsletter:
Donating BloodMy oldest daughter invited me to join her in donating blood the day after Thanksgiving. I've had a couple of occasions where they've sent me away due to high blood pressure, so I try to stay very calm while they stick a plastic thermometer under my tongue, prick my finger, then wrap a cuff around my arm. I sighed with relief when my pressure was fine, thinking I'd dodged another bullet. Then I noticed the queer look on the nurse's face. "Do you feel okay?" My quick survey—had I sneezed, had I coughed—likely came off as deceitful. "I feel fine," I said. Too brightly. But I did! "Hmm. You can't give blood unless your body temp is above 95." She points a suspicious contraption at my head and thumbs the trigger on it. Beep. "Hmmm." "What? What's my temperature?" "This says 80." 80? No way. "What did the tongue thermostat say?" "It didn't even register a temperature." Eep! "Why don't you go walk around the waiting room for ten minutes and lets try again." "Okay." I start rubbing my hands together like I can start a fire with them while wondering how foolish I would look if I did a few push-ups. Somehow, the ten minutes passed. "Ready?" "Sure." She points the strange device at my head again. Beep. "Well?" "Even lower." I'll admit, at this point I was pretty excited. My super power had finally manifested! I mean, I'd prepared for more of a Prof X psionic situation, but freezing things would be cool too (no pun intended). "Let me go get another thermometer." Beep. "This one says 95." They let me give blood. But, and hear me out, all we really know is that ONE of those thermometers was broken. And she had every reason to want to take my blood. Soooo, if the world seems to get a bit colder over the next few months... I mentioned last newsletter that Shepherds went off for structural editing. For my previous book, I kept writing during edits—it made the merge chaotic. This time, I’m taking a break while my editor works through it. Plus, I needed a breather. There are plenty of reasons, but we could tie them all up with a single bow: life is hard.
Update: my structural editor returned Shepherds. She expressed angst with the ending... seat-belts on, everybody, for your own safety.
While I wait, I’ve tinkered with ads—some flopped worse than a soggy pie crust (see “life is hard” above). I also tried an Instagram AI tool called Zeely. It’s interesting but not love at first sight; I’ll finish the trial since I already paid for it. I’ve also started a new batch of ads to grow my email list. Everyone says “your list is your most powerful tool.” I believe them—if only I could find the instruction manual. If I accidentally mailed it to you, please send it back. I need the right cantrip to activate its POWER… or at least figure out which direction it’s supposed to be pointing. Anywho, that’s where my time’s gone since the last newsletter—between the day job, kids’ homework, fixing fridges, troubleshooting Wi-Fi for friends, and smoking turkeys. (None of which has agreed to join my critique group. Even the turkey declined.) All books by Steven J. Morris Indie Author Showcase Previous Newsletters
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